Don't even ask...

My play IS tomorrow, at 6:30pm, $3.00 at the door. Come early if you want to get a seat where you can hear without the stench of rotting carpet plaguing you nostrils the whole evening. It will last approx. 1-1 1/2 hours, everyone says it is funny, you won't hurt my feelings in the least bit if you don't come. I promise you. Have a good week.